Saturday, March 25, 2006

Seeing Nirvana

It is within reach. I just couldn't imagine if that time my reflex wasn't good enough. Probably four souls are dancing merrily with the songbirds in Eden. Some guys just don't give a damn about getting rid of the ugly blubber. Besides, some people also think that watching drama is more important than there own life. Some people also don have the irresponsibilities...

Oh gosh... this can go on forever. To make it simple, my kitchen looks like an aftermath of an earthquake because my cute and adorable housemie have to consume some food to increase his lard intensity. Furthermore, he made his poor housemate that is me, taking out his laundry (yes... including his giant underwear) out of the washing machine while he enjoyed watching drama with his girl friends without any conscience-stricken.

Lastly, after he decided to boil some hot water using a kettle (you know la... fat people are afraid of cold). He just fix his buttocks on the chair and again continue watching drama. The kettle had erupted at the end with lots of water everywhere when I finally realized something was wrong and managed to turn off the fire in the nick of time.

Wow... maybe next time when he R.I.P... I sure will burn him a tv + antenna, a vcd player, a computer and lots of paper vcds which contain dramas. God bless! Amen~~

Sunday, March 19, 2006

Male = Wolves

Last two days ago, while my girl friend and I were talking about one of our friend love problem. Suddenly, she mentioned to me that guys evolved from wolves which means guys are hum sup lou in nature or "colour wolves". Apparently, she got the idea from a hong kong drama called The New Legeng of Ah Wong. I had been trying very hard to protest the idea and to protect male homo sapiens. It ended up that we both had a good laugh and the idea was sent to our friend just to "enlighten" her.

Just now I discovered two pictures that represent the male's brain which I find that it is quite true for some of my friends. But not me of course... cause I am so pure + suci + innocent + cute.... So here are the pictures.

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Do you agree? I vote 50-50 -_-'''

Saturday, March 11, 2006

Standard wars: Fabian vs Blu-Ray and HD-DVD

As a start, I would like to commence with a long string of coarse language. But to pay homage to Sony and Microsoft for they have perfected my life, I decided to just shut my mouth. My motive is quite clear actually. I hope that either one company happens to see this and welcome me to do my industrial training at their companies.

My group has come out with the topic “Standard wars: Blu-Ray vs HD-DVD” for our Engineering and Society assignment. Our lecturer has approved our proposal and now we are getting our asses off the chairs to get the assignment done as fast as possible since we still have other projects and assignments to surmount.

The tasks division among our group mates was quite a success but we had wasted one week waiting for the chance to get together to deal with that. This is because some of us need to practice autoeroticism, “paktoh” and lingering around. For me, I am just plainly and simply lazy to sustain the weight of my lard because of the force of gravity.

I have volunteered to do the facts part such as Introduction, Scope, History and Background. That means I have to spend most of my time in front of the computer again neglecting all the radiations to hack for materials. This also means I have to endure quite a period of torment reading through the findings for I don’t ace in English Language and has no speed-reading ability. How I wish all of them are in the form of formula, simple and straight to the point.

However, what is done cannot be undone. The wars have begun. Either I manage to hand in on time or I flung the subject. I cannot comprehend why they need to produce two different standards for us to choose from. Like I’ve always say, live life simple. In my opinion, those two standards are just Heath Robinson contraptions. I can’t wait for the day to start cracking the discs into two parts or used them during my karate sessions.

It is almost 5am but I still have to prevent my eyelids from closing because if I am careless, it is game over for me. My alter ego doesn’t allow me to produce something imperfect. To win, I must conquer them all. (Destiny Child's song is on the air) I'm a survivor, yeah!!!

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Sleepless Nights

I don’t recall when I have become vampiric. Same as one of my friend decipher, my biological clock has twisted. I no longer wake up early in the morning. In fact, I do not sleep at night at all lately. I always manage to shut my eyes after the clock points to 8am in the morning. I can hear the birds chirping and the morning sun rays shine through my window.

The question of why my sleeping time is disrupted keeps ringing inside my mind. Why? Why? Why? The factors that I can think of are:

1. The night is still young.
2. I don’t want to waste my time sleeping myself away. I just have less than one century to live. Em… unless miracle happens.
3. Night time is cooler; I can concentrate in my studies and play games.
4. I somehow think that night time is longer than the day.
5. I JUST DON’T WANNA SLEEP.

I hope I can correct my problem somehow.
P.S: Decypher aka Jason is soon going to be my housemate. COOL!!! For further article visit here

Sunday, March 05, 2006

My Friend - A Cosplay King

Since cosplay is so popular nowaday, my friend has picked up that trend. Trying to look very cool, he played as Auron in Final Fantasy X when we were studying in the library last sem. Cool huh? Too bad the library does not allow any katana inside, or else I can snap a few photos of him slashing the people inside the library. Oops, they also do not allow photo taking inside the library... Dear me... please keep it a secret... double please!!!

Here is my friend photo, the cosplayer
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the character he is mimicking, Auron
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So? What's your opinion? Alike huh? (please say alike, I don't wanna be killed by him... One damage is around 9999 and my hp only 1000)

Saturday, March 04, 2006

Mi-Mi - Simply Delicious


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It is called Mi-Mi. Em not breasts. It is a type of tidbit. Sebastian just took out a packet from nowhere during the lecture and asked me to taste some. The taste is awesom!!! I guess I am stucked with Mi-Mi for the rest of the week. Kyahahaha! Why I never see this before ler? Am I lame in craving for tidbits? Mi-mi very very delicious. I wonder when can I see "Woof-woof" or "Do-do" and "Re-re"

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Decypher going wild

These are taken when Jason and I went to Jaya Jusco's arcade once upon a time.
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Jason warming up by releasing a few punches on the boxing machine. *Testing *Testing
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Jason : Haiyak!!! Ah Cha Ah Cha. See my "no shadow punch"
Fabian : (Gulp...) -_-'''
The computer really don't stand a chance and just let Jason punched till game over. So strong so reliable so... Next time if got some gang fight must ask him to join liao. He got potential to become ah beng. In short, Jason rules!

I HATE YOU x1x2x3x4....

Today you really get on my nerves. The little star inside off me overgrown with a tremendous pace and now getting ready to explode! Yes, EXPLODE!!!

Your irresponsibilities, laziness and your "dirtiness" make me suffer long time. Why can't you wash your plates after meal? You just keep them stacked until your mood is suitable enough to wash them, and that is like a few days later.

Why can't you take your laundry out after the washing machine has finished washing them? Instead of taking up, you just wait for another day or just wait for me to take them out for you. Hey, I am not your servant la, damn it. I just want to use the damn washing machine.

Why can't you just be a little bit responsible and try to settle things more quickly? Why can't you remember the dos and the don'ts when you are sharing a house with someone? Is that you don't have any time management or you just don't give a damn what is happening around you? Why it is always me who has to urge you to take an action? Why I am the one who has to suffer from all your misbehaviour? I think if you quit all that negative "auras" of yours, you don't need to go on a diet. You will definitely be slimmer, I swear.

Just now when I wanted to take my snacks from the fridge, I discovered a bag full of broken eggs on top of my tupperware which contained my lovely snacks. The mixture of egg yolk and egg white is all over my container. I was dumbfounded at first wondering to whom this santanic joke might belong to. The first person who successfully flashed in my mind after a few seconds was you.

There I was knocking on your door asking about the plastics full of eggs. Not to my surprise, you admit that the eggs are yours and you have accidently do something to make the precious "little chick to be" to be turned out into this wasteful liquid yesterday. AND yet you said you are too busy to clean it up and just throw it inside the fridge again. Busy my shit la. If I didn't see you for days (which I always hope so), that is forgivable. But you just stayed inside your room ejaculating and spraying sperms surfing the net and listening to your repeatitive chinese song. What is that business you are referring to? KNNCCB, I didn't even receive any apology from all the harzards you have caused me all these while.

Luckily, after this sem, I won't be seeing you already. Thank God. Rejoice x100 power of infinity. Leganya saya after writing out my feeling. Guess I will go and throw some eggs inside his room. If you see this post, it is time you repent to God. If not...

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

A Foggy Day


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This photo was taken last semester, a few months before when Malacca was raining everyday. Nope... this was not morning. It was an evening where the sun can't even penetrate the fog. I like this kind of weather. Cool and fresh. The whole scenery is like wow!!! A beauty want tree got tree want hill got hill. Hehe I am proud to say that I live in this neighbourhood.