"Do you feel that the earth was shaking this morning?" A friend of the hero, Joshua asked.
"No, I don think so… I slept like a baby. Why?" Fabian answered.
"There is an earthquake this morning."
"Oh… anything serious?"
"Don't know yet…"
"Hmm… let's hope nothing serious happen."
At that night, while Fabian was at the balcony admiring the starry sky out of boredom, he noticed a few shooting stars splashing down.
"One… two… three… four … Hmm… thirty-two? I lost count. Shit!"
"Wait… before it is gone from my sight, let me make a wish fast fast… I hope I find a girl…"
"KABOOOMMMM!!!"
Before he could finished his wish, something dropped down from the sky just a few inches away from his private part.
"What the fu… fuck? Your mother ccb!" Fabian altered the holy words with great difficulty but in his heart he was deeply grateful for God to let him preserve his manly hood. He then took a closer look at the thing. It was a box made of fine Rosewood. But the peculiar parts were after Fabian opened the box, the box turned into a chess board with a single white pawn on the square b1 and the square marked a1 was white not black.
After a detailed observation of the chess board, Fabian gave the dusty chess board a rub. Suddenly, rays of piercing shimmering light daze off inside the chess board…
Em… dear fellow blog readers who give face reading my new blog. Please help me to give some colour to this story by continue the story. I sure it will become very very interesting and em… rojak?
"No, I don think so… I slept like a baby. Why?" Fabian answered.
"There is an earthquake this morning."
"Oh… anything serious?"
"Don't know yet…"
"Hmm… let's hope nothing serious happen."
At that night, while Fabian was at the balcony admiring the starry sky out of boredom, he noticed a few shooting stars splashing down.
"One… two… three… four … Hmm… thirty-two? I lost count. Shit!"
"Wait… before it is gone from my sight, let me make a wish fast fast… I hope I find a girl…"
"KABOOOMMMM!!!"
Before he could finished his wish, something dropped down from the sky just a few inches away from his private part.
"What the fu… fuck? Your mother ccb!" Fabian altered the holy words with great difficulty but in his heart he was deeply grateful for God to let him preserve his manly hood. He then took a closer look at the thing. It was a box made of fine Rosewood. But the peculiar parts were after Fabian opened the box, the box turned into a chess board with a single white pawn on the square b1 and the square marked a1 was white not black.
After a detailed observation of the chess board, Fabian gave the dusty chess board a rub. Suddenly, rays of piercing shimmering light daze off inside the chess board…
Em… dear fellow blog readers who give face reading my new blog. Please help me to give some colour to this story by continue the story. I sure it will become very very interesting and em… rojak?
... Guess what's on b2 ? An erected dick !
ReplyDeleteFabian was baffled by his discovery. Joshua tried to touch it, but refrained because white liquid started to ooze from the dick lips.
Fabian : "OMFG."
Joshua : "Yes, F !"
The white liquid wasn't the best discovery of all. The dick started to split into half.
Fabian and Joshua never saw this coming. A beautiful angel emerged from the dick.
Angel : *Yawn* That was a nice dick.
Fabian and Joshua then died of laughter.
The End.
Oh ya, the angel went to find another dick for habitation. :D