Horoscope

A little bird whispered to me that according to horoscope, it is difficult for a girl to dump me because I am a scorpio. In order to dump me, she should not show obvious heart change, she must do it slowly for example act childishly bit by bit so that I can dump her. It is a very bad idea to face me head to head because of some bull shit ending such as if I don’t get the girl I love, my love will turn to hatred and I will do some major destruction (kill the girl then harakiri, maybe :D).

The first thing that popped out in my mind was "What? Crap! Bull shit!!! @x#$%& why you have to spoil my day by telling me horoscope?"

I confess that I inherit some of scorpio’s deadly poison but when it comes to relationship, I am completely out of the trail. It is hard for me to dump a girl. Sometimes I just don’t understand why many of my friends especially girl friends are so enthusiastically in love with this thing; they are mostly proven wrong anyway. They would just believe what the horoscope has to say and believe it blindly without using their senses to judge and see.

In short, if I can dominate the world, all matters related to horoscope such as books or magazines will be burned for dulling people’s mind at top priority.

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