Fabulous !!!

The Two Wolves

2011-03-16T00:02:00.000+08:00

An elder Cherokee Native American was teaching his grandchildren about life.
He said to them, “A fight is going on inside me... it is a terrible fight and it is
between two wolves.
“One wolf represents fear, anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity,
guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego.
“The other stands for joy, peace, love, hope, sharing, serenity, humility, kindness,
benevolence, friendship, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion, and
faith.
“This same fight is going on inside you, and inside every other person, too.”
The children thought about it for a minute and then one child asked “Which
wolf will win, grandfather?”
The old Cherokee simply replied... “The one you feed.”

New Beginning

2010-01-18T17:43:00.000+08:00

Wow, I am going to make a come back. So stay tune. Going to change the appearance of my blog.

10 Mins Interview

2008-03-11T22:36:00.001+08:00

Wow... That was fast... Hope good news will come.

Goodbye 2007 and Welcome 2008

2008-01-01T22:01:00.000+08:00

Wow... this is the first day of a new year and I... overslept due to over-partying last night. Last night was quite a special night. Try picturing count down at McDonald. Yesh! last night heavy downpour and traffic jam left us no choice. But it was a good experience, no more pubs!!!

Woke up around 11am and wasted my morning just like that. I also wasted my afternoon and night by not drafting out any activity. Well, the first day of new year just gone like that. Hope that this phenomenon is not repetitive throughout this year. Gosh, I have forgotten to check my new year resolution last year and write a new one. Oh well... I don't give a damn. Happy new year to all!

Sleep and rise early

2007-12-29T08:52:00.000+08:00

Now I am kissing my student life goodbye one by one. Habits like sleep until the sun can burn your butt and skip classes have to be forgone and forgotten. Now I even have work on Saturday. Sometimes I feel jealous when my friend start to plan for their weekend.

The most recent habit I gave up was sleeping late because of three reasons:
1. My parents would nag me
2. Sleep at 3 and wake up at 7? No way!
3. Fuel get low easily. Do anything also will get tired easily after working hour.

Normally, I would just lie on the bed resting and eventually, I will fall asleep. It is an unhealthy symptom and I have to find a solution to change my current lifestyle. Sad, my social link is running low.

Life

2007-12-27T23:17:00.001+08:00

What should I achieve in life or what should I do with my life. Lately my life is fill with question marks. Feel like riding a never-ending spinning teacup. I just keep on turning and turning until my head goes dizzy without stopping for a time out to puke. It can be said that I have reached the stage where life is suffocating. Should I increase my pace and head butt ahead or pull an emergency break? All of them involve a fair amount of risks which reminds me of Robert Frost's poem. Life sucks as an engineer. Dull and lifeless.

Big Loss

2007-08-28T22:11:00.000+08:00

Shoot! The monkeys today made me so angry. They really acted like monkeys just coming out of the jungle. At that time I was so mad and so brainless that I smacked my lovely antenna pen at the table. At the end, of course it was broken. It was a gift from one of my mother's student from Japan. So if anyone see a similar pen like this on the market, please let me know :(

Chickens Spree!!!

2007-04-26T05:55:00.000+08:00

Haha... Initially, I installed the "Chicken Invaders III - The Revenge of the Yolk" to let 老妖 engross with it so that she will not go digging at my private "stuffs" :p . However, it is I who had fallen to this flashy mini game. I spent hours advancing to the next levels. At the end, I had sacrificed my sleeping time.

Now, I have conquered the game. I have acquired all the medals and played the game to its maximum potential. Finally, I can ....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

The starting of the game ... AAAAAA.... notice the fork??? KFC time.

The special power existed only if you beat the game once hahaa. You can use forks to thrust the chickens.
The final boss of the game, an egg yolk. Will suffer a protein overdose tomorrow...

Poem of Lies

2007-04-11T02:58:00.000+08:00

One dark night when all was bright.
Two dead men got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other.
Pulled out their guns and stabbed each other.
If you don’t believe this lie is true.
Ask the blind man he saw it too.

On The Run

2007-03-20T01:00:00.000+08:00

So many things to do yet so little time I have :(

I Love One Piece

2007-03-18T03:59:00.000+08:00

Been spending my whole Chinese New Year to catch up to the recent series of One Piece (Anime and manga). Love their story lines and battles. However, the battle seems too long in one island. Below are the newest bounty for the Monkey D. Luffy and his nakama tachi.

300

2007-03-15T04:17:00.000+08:00

I suggested to the gang that we all go "300" watching today. It turned out that I will never regret spending my two hours of my life watching this movie. The CG was stunning and the story line was fascinating (Geessh... how those beefcakes trained their bodie? I would like one too.) Oh, plus there were bloods everywhere, however there were no massive piles of blood to be seen after each battle scenes.

What brought my mind into thoughts was the Spartan’s way of living to fight and to die in combat during a campaign with honor. Their self-discipline and courage in the face of pain and danger had upgraded my horizon in my view towards life. These are the two values that most people lack of nowadays. Take me for example. I’ve always lost my concentration when I am doing a task assigned to me such as programming or studying to watching dramas and web surfing. For the Spartans, if they did not have self-discipline, it might cause them their lives and shame. Besides, many people also afraid to face challenges and obstacles in life. In the movie, the 300 Spartans never retreat even though they had the chance and even though they knew staying there was an express ticket to hell. At the end, they fought till they drew out their last breathe. The moral of the story is “do not give in to fear and move forward” but it is okay to retreat if the outcome will bring deaths.

I almost cried at the end (the tears was rolling inside and I managed to suck them in using all my might) when King Leonidas was about to die when he uttered “my queen, my wife, my love, be strong, goodbye” (at least this was what I heard). He never managed to tell how deep his love was to his wife, he never did because it would show how fragile he was. I think most men feel the same way too. Saying the word “I love you” is as hard as climbing Mountain Everest.

To sum up, this was a superb movie. Oh, and the Oracle was the most eye-soothing object in the movie.

Finally One Down Three To Go

2007-03-13T15:17:00.000+08:00

Just yesterday, the Pretender chaur and I managed to get out hardware Lomo done. Finally can let go off the rock in my heat. I was more relieved when our supervisor Mr.Alan said that our hardware was good. Now I can fully concentrate on my software, thesis and presentation. The software still needs lots of constructions and debugging, hope I can finish them on time. The below pictures were taken from our digitize Lomo camera :D I think Dr. Dirk will be proud too :p

Yesterday, I also had the longest dinner among friends. We started to dine at 6.45 and finished around 10 something. However, it was really pleasant where I got to hang out with my old pals (Soon Aik, Sebastian and Echaur). I also had my first Petai dish (first time ate Petai).

Finally Clean!

2007-03-08T04:06:00.000+08:00

Tonight, we (Jason and I) finally got our kitchen clean. It had been staying dirty for almost a year now. After much influence of Monica from "Friends", I'd decided to pull my old pal/house mate Jason to do the cleaning together. After much toss and throw, rub and wash, we'd finally got the kitchen clean... It was a great achievement!

I AM TOO OLD!!!

2007-03-01T04:07:00.000+08:00

It was late at night and I took a personality test... It turned out that I am over-matured (too old) @.@ Tomorrow should go and buy some anti-aging cream liao!!

The test was in chinese.

如果你是童話故事中，想吃掉3隻小豬的大野狼，你覺得用哪一種方法可以吃掉他們？
1. 模仿豬媽媽聲音騙開門
2. 用槌子把門整個砸壞
3. 從煙囪偷偷爬進屋內
4. 等小豬沒戒心自己出來
5. 用煙把小豬燻到暈倒

The answers
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1. 選＜模仿豬媽媽聲音騙開門＞的朋友
【你的心智成熟，足以當別人的心靈導師了】
你的幼稚指數40﹪：這類型的人會用言語做溝通的方式跟人家做進一步的交談，處理事情的時候會很有耐心而且能夠抓住人性。

2. 選＜用槌子把門整個砸壞＞的朋友
【直到被撞到滿頭包傷痕累累，你才會知道不長大不行了】
你的幼稚指數80﹪：這類型的人比較大男人或大女人，表面上很成熟，其實內心是非常幼稚的。

3. 選＜從煙囪偷偷爬進屋內＞的朋友
【你自知已經半大不小，必須學習獨立自主】
你的幼稚指數55﹪：這類型的人知道做事情要利用方法，在人生的路途中他會慢慢的讓自己學習成長。

4. 選＜等小豬沒戒心自己出來＞的朋友
【你不但不幼稚，而且成熟過了頭，小心未老先衰】
你的幼稚指數20﹪：這類型的人對很多事情已經懂得放手，以及爭取強求其實是沒有用的，因此會用等待的方式來做任何事情，不管是工作或者是愛情。

5. 選＜用煙把小豬燻到暈倒＞的朋友
【你活在童話世界中，幼稚到了極點，讓大家都擔心】
你的幼稚指數99﹪：這類型的人憑著感覺走，想要做什麼就做什麼。

Hmm... I chose 等小豬沒戒心自己出來 as my answer... Next time I would try not to be sly.

Such a Busy Day

2006-12-16T02:05:00.000+08:00

Yesterday was my first holiday granted by my boss after 9 long weeks of facing cables, connectors and laces. As a result of treasuring the holiday, I was totally exhausted but satisfied.

First, I woke up extremely (because last night I fell asleep right in front of the com at 10.30pm). Then I went to the nearest Pasar to buy my beloved family their breakfast (my first time buying breakfast alone -_-''' great achievement :D :D)

Later that afternoon, I had lunch with my colleagues as promised the night before to them. A bit paiseh that one of my colleague, Chee ended up treating me lunch. Since it was my last day at the 8mile TM, we took some pictures together. But this did not mean the end, we still plan to meet up today to buy some erm... illegal stuffs (lol)

Right after lunch, @pple sms me to ask me whether I am free for the night or not. I ended up spending the rest of the day with her, loitering around shopping complexes. Before that I also have fun observing her do some "professional" accounting chores.

Did I mention I get my hair cut because @pple and Florence said that my hair look messy? It cost me RM26 but I am quite impress with my new look. Oh... and I twisted my leg while I was in shopping spree mode, did'nt look at the floor while walking... So I ended up getting my leg adjusted back by a sinsei introduced by Florence. Luckily I still manage to drive.

Then I leave @pple to Florence for a while at night after dinner and went for piano lesson. Learn a new song but also means that I have to practice harder ... sigh...

After that, meet up with @pple and Florence again to go to the cinema to watch Possessed since it was shot in Kuching. At first I felt a bit regret purchasing the ticket after looking at the trailer and posters, scary man. But after the show finished, one thing I can comment is.... this show is a comedy.... the gals and the boys don know how to act and they juz have nice body nia -_- Amber Chia perform exotic Yoga during the movie and Harisu still look pretty eventhough she put on make up to act as a ghost. I also manage to nap for a while as usual. In short the movie was a major let down. The guy in front of me kept laughing but I think I laughed louder than him during the movie. In fact everyone seems to hold their laughter...

While we were on our way back, Florence and I had the same thoughts ----> Harisu and the guy (dunno what name) had a kiss scene... and we thought that it was disgusting. But after a few moments of pondering, I think it was still acceptable since s/he got something removed and got nice demon body shape and an angelic face. As I am writing, I am still digesting this topic... That's all from me for now~~

Finally... Done

2006-09-08T07:54:00.000+08:00

Last Monday, my supervisor ask me to pass up my final year project presentation slide for him to see on Thursday. My mind already started to plan days ago but I ended up postpone it a day more because I cannot seem to write anything onto the slide. Ideas keep rushing in my head and I get papers full of draft about it but I couldn't seem to get it into the slides (was I repeating myself?).

Finally my other partner Joshua, finish his slides early and send it to me so that I can refer to it. After few hours of head cracking and help from my housemate Jason, finally I get to submit the paper at 1am. Now I am going to have a peaceful sleep and handle the EMI assignment. Thanks Joshua and Jason. Joshua, Jason 傻傻分不清楚。。。

觉悟

2006-09-06T01:34:00.000+08:00

今天终于明白你对我说的话句句都是对的。因为我得不成熟，我今天又跟我的朋友发生了口角虽然是在网上交谈，也该算是口角吧！不然叫文角多难听。得罪人真的心里很不好受，我想我跟他之间已经隔着一道看不见的墙了。

从今以后，我得跟自己约法三章，绝对要以以下的几条法则：

1. 我要注意从我嘴巴所吐出的话。所谓祸从口出，以后我讲话绝对要思考再思考，绝对不要轻举妄动。我每一次都有话直说，这个习惯需要改一改了。

2. 我这个人纳。。。真的缺少计划。什莫事情都想到才做，从来没有计划过。有些事会被我忘记，有些事到了紧要关头才去做，有些事做的马马虎虎。。。是时候在我的簿子里写一些东西了。

3. 我发现到我做事太犹疑不决，考虑到很多因素，其中包括朋友、亲人等等。。。我很少把自己摆在第一位。今天这个习惯惹来我朋友的不爽。明明是关心他却被批评得一文不值。这个朋友时白交了。所以以后我尽量坚决果断一点。有人跟我说，朋友是拿来利用的，此话真的一点都不错。

觉悟了，梦醒了。

停电咯！

2006-09-01T09:22:00.000+08:00

又梦见她了。面对她，感觉上好大的压力。这次聊着聊着我就被惊醒了。当我睁开眼之际，我房间的夜灯熄灭了，电脑荧幕也关了，整间房间乌黑一片。我脑子第一时间想到的是停电了。我用手提电话的灯沿着黑暗慢慢走到客厅察看电路。果然不出所料，真的停电了。周围邻居的房子也漆黑一片。

当我要转回头回去我的房间的时候，杰森我的屋友也醒了。After minutes of crappy conversation, 我们决定驾车出去兜兜风，看看情况有多严重。出去后才发现只有我们的area中招罢乐。到了家门口，四周还是一片漆黑，感觉犹如置身在Silent　Ｈｉｌｌ　的世界，　睡衣突然全消失掉了。我们便决定去吃宵夜。那时已经三点多了。我们在Ｓｕｂａｉｄａｈ呆了整整两个小时才结帐踏上归途。当然那时候，家里已经有电了。　好一个夜晚！

胃痛记

2006-08-30T17:30:00.000+08:00

上个星期六，我的胃疼得很厉害所以跑去看医生了。拿了药，回家吃了，就去睡了。醒过来的时候，感觉还不错，就把药丢了（我的胃痛通常只是短暂的）。哪知道。。。这是个噩梦的开始。
这几天我的胃一直在痛。不管有没有食物进肚，我都会痛的冒冷汗。还让朋友们担心，实在是有够是失败。连到了吉隆坡购买project所需物品和游玩也不能尽兴，让全体的人员扫兴，真得很对不住。昨天更是以因为胃痛拒绝了一个好朋友的生日会。真得很希望他能谅解我。在这里我想对他郑重地说声对不起。
导致胃痛的原因我还在寻觅着。可能这几天睡得太少乐，或者是不定时的进食时间，又或者最近所累积的压力所造成的。所以呢，我这几天尽量早睡早起（我想是不太可能乐），定时吃东西和尽量放松自己。希望能战胜胃病。

我很好

2006-08-27T06:29:00.000+08:00

很感谢关心我的朋友们，尤其是Jason, Oliver,　Ｓｅｂａｓｔｉａｎ还有爱莱。请不要为我担心了，因为我很好。谢谢你们这一个星期来风雨无助地陪在我身边，我很感动哟！真得十分感激。　今天没心情写太多，　好想好好休息几天，让自己好好轻松下来，　自我检讨，然后在继续努力向前冲刺。加油加油加油！　谢谢你们的关心。。。　Ｉ　ａｍ　ｏｋａｙ　：Ｄ

Good-bye Days

2006-08-25T09:46:00.000+08:00

慰める歌。 それは私の精神を慰めた。Good-bye daysは日本の芸術家YUIによって
第5単一行う。それは太陽の歌 と呼ばれる戯曲からない。

Good-bye Days

作詞: YUI
作曲: YUI

だからいま　会いにゆく　そう決めたんだ
ポケットの　この曲を　君に聴かせたい

そっとヴォリュームを上げて　確かめてみたよ

oh Good-bye days
いま　変わる気がする
　昨日までに　so long
かっこよくない優しさがそばにあるから
～with you

片方の　イヤフォンを　君に渡す
ゆっくりと　流れ込む　この瞬間

うまく愛せていますか?　たまに迷うけど

oh Good-bye days
いま　変わり始めた　胸の奥　alright
かっこよくない優しさがそばにあるから
～with you

できれば　悲しい　想いなんてしたくない
でもやってくるでしょ?
そのとき　笑顔で
Yeah hello!! my friend　なんてさ
言えたならいいのに…

同じ唄を　口ずさむ時
　そばにいて　I wish
かっこよくない優しさに会えてよかったよ

…Good-bye days

The point of no return

2006-08-25T00:05:00.000+08:00

I just wanna know what's on your mind
To know what I've said
To let you hurt so badly
Until you have totally lost faith in me
Many sleepless night I have been through
Just to try my luck
To guess the correct answer
And repent profusely
The path that we walk together is always that bright
But suddenly it caught the night
I am at the point of despair
Various thoughts rushed in and out of my mind
How come the hole is beyond repair?
Will letting you go sooth your anger?
Will you ever understand my heart?
I know it is too late
When sorry doesn't mean anything to you anymore
When it is too late to pull back the wrong that I've done
From day to day
My breaking point is challenged
I try to tolerate and compromise
Lastly, I have come upon regret
Mainly of my rushful act to accept you in my life
For I have destroyed a beautiful soul I treasure
Should I give away my heart?
So that I can see your angelic smile once again.

失落

2006-08-24T19:55:00.000+08:00

好久没有上来写些东西了。最近有一些懒惰，心情又有一点儿blue。虽然脑子里面的东西很多很多，但是要把它们全部写出来就有一点困难了。
昨天的考试真的是气死人了。有温习等于没有温习一样。真得让人感到伤心难过。那教授也真是的都要离职了还要特地刁难我们。况且我们也只有一年的就读时间。真希望时间快点地过，这里真的是让人不想久留的地方。好像早点毕业回古晋哟！
此外，还有很多值得我去思考和检讨的问题。现在的我真的是好无助，似乎没有人能够了解我。。。纳闷ing。

Speak correctly LA

2006-07-17T20:28:00.001+08:00

Today, I read a short story about the importance of speaking the right way through a book that I just bought. It inspired me much because I am the one who always speak out my mind without thinking. So the story goes like this...

There was a man who invite four people to join him for dinner. When dinner time came, only three out of the four quests arrive.

The man was waited anxiously and uttered :" Sigh, the one who is suppose to come does not turn up yet..."

After listen to that sentence, the first guest felt insulted and left.

The man panicked again and uttered :" Sigh, the one who is not suppose to leave had left."

The second guest heard his comment automatically got insulted and left.

The man then turned to the last guest and said :" They got it all wrong, I am not referring to them..."

At the end, all the guest left.

The moral of this story is... think before you said anything then think again if possible before anything goes wrong. A good story.

Horoscope

2006-07-14T03:44:00.000+08:00

A little bird whispered to me that according to horoscope, it is difficult for a girl to dump me because I am a scorpio. In order to dump me, she should not show obvious heart change, she must do it slowly for example act childishly bit by bit so that I can dump her. It is a very bad idea to face me head to head because of some bull shit ending such as if I don’t get the girl I love, my love will turn to hatred and I will do some major destruction (kill the girl then harakiri, maybe :D).

The first thing that popped out in my mind was "What? Crap! Bull shit!!! @x#$%& why you have to spoil my day by telling me horoscope?"

I confess that I inherit some of scorpio’s deadly poison but when it comes to relationship, I am completely out of the trail. It is hard for me to dump a girl. Sometimes I just don’t understand why many of my friends especially girl friends are so enthusiastically in love with this thing; they are mostly proven wrong anyway. They would just believe what the horoscope has to say and believe it blindly without using their senses to judge and see.

In short, if I can dominate the world, all matters related to horoscope such as books or magazines will be burned for dulling people’s mind at top priority.

Kawai Penguin Comic

2006-07-09T19:15:00.000+08:00

Butterflies with myths

2006-04-17T05:11:00.000+08:00

Ladies and gentlemen, today our topic is about butterfly. Hmm... Butterfly is a beautiful insects "evolve" from cocoon (oops too much pokemon -> butterfree) but their life span is so short, just like beautiful ladies (because there's a chinese saying which is beauty does not last long).

For Chinese and Japanese, butterfly is a source of happiness. And if you are the type who always day-dream or sleep, maybe there are too many soul butterflies around you until you forget the reality. Although many people think butterfly is a sweet harmless little thing, some do not cause they FEAR butterflies, either ither they have allergies for butterfly or they just think that butterfly is the soul of the dead and might bring deaths or misfortunes. To me... I sort of remember butterfly effect (What the hell...) It is like take a butterfly and you can change the past (crap!).

YOU

2006-04-16T09:05:00.000+08:00

A simple lyrics sang out my voice deep within my heart. Had enough of you, you, you, you... It is all about you. My soul isn't gone yet. My body is made of flesh. Like what Terry Pratchett said "They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance". Ignorance and fathom are only separated by a thin wall. Will listen to no more baloney. I'm soulfully twisted now. Who is going to take care of my feelings? I am going to lost myself soon enough. The problem is not me it is in you. God let there be a ray of light, even a small glimmer will do. Let there be hope so that I can get through this confusion and disappointment.

Thanks Switchfoot!

You-Switchfoot

There's always something in the way
There's always something getting through
But it's not me
It's You
It's You

Sometime's ignorance
Rings true
But hope is not in what I know
It's not in me, ee
It's in You
It's in You

It's all I know
It's all I know
It's all I know

And I find peace when I'm confused
And I find hope when I'm let down
Not in me, Me,
In You
It's in You

I hope to lose myself for good
I hope to find it in the end
Not in me, Me,
In You
In You

It's all I know
It's all I know
It's all I know

In You
In You
It's in You
It's in You

There's always something in the way
There's always something getting through

But It's not me, ee

It's you
It's you
It's you
It's you
It's you
(It's all I know)
It's you
It's you
(It's all I know)
It's you
It's you
(It's all I know)
It's you
It's you
(It's all I know)
It's you
It's you...

Haley James Scott - Halo (One tree hill)

2006-04-12T05:05:00.000+08:00

I love this song very very much. The tempo is suitable for my current mood. Ah~~ the magnetic voice of Bethany Joy Lenz... oh my gosh!!! Support the new album "Friends With Benefit"

HALO

I never promised you a ray of light,
I never promised there'd be sunshine everyday,
I give you everything I have, the good, the bad.
Why do you put me on a pedestal,
I'm so up high that I can't see the ground below,
So help me down you've got it wrong, I don't belong there.

One thing is clear,
I wear a halo,
I wear a halo when you look at me,
But standing from here, you wouldn't say so
You wouldn't say so, if you were me
And I, I just wanna love you,
Oh oh I, I just wanna love you

I always said that I would make mistakes,
I'm only human, and that's my saving grace,
I fall as hard as I try
So don't be blinded
See me as I really am, I have flaws and sometimes I even sin,
so pull me from that pedestal,
I don't belong there.

One thing is clear,
I wear a halo,
I wear a halo when you look at me,
But standing from here, you wouldn't say so
You wouldn't say so, if you were me
And I, I just wanna love you,
Oh oh I, I just wanna love you

Why you think that you know me
But In your eyes
I am something above you
It's only in your mind
Only in your mind
I wear a
I wear a
I wear a Halo

One thing is clear,
I wear a halo,
I wear a halo when you look at me,
But standing from here, you wouldn't say so
You wouldn't say so, if you were me
And I, I just wanna love you,
Oh oh I, I just wanna love you

Haaa ha-ha halo(x9)

A rose garden in my heart

2006-04-11T05:29:00.000+08:00

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Hokkien Jokes a.k.a Siao Lang Stories

2006-04-05T04:35:00.000+08:00

I got these from my friend through my mailbox today. Although I don't quite understand Hokkien, I had a good laugh anyway hahaha.

Joke#1
Ah Lian called big brother Ah Beng over the telephone.

Lian: "Ah Beng kor, I can't get my new jig saw puzzle fixed, mah-chiam all the edges cannot fix together, lah."

Beng: "Jig saw puzzle si mi picture, ha?"

Lian: "The box show a big rooster, kanna like the one in talkingcock.com."

Beng: "Okay, lah, okay, lah. I come over to tor-long lu, lah."

Ah Beng arrives at Ah Lian's place, where she happily leads him to the kitchen table where the jigsaw puzzle is.

Ah Beng examines the puzzle and says, "Si ghee na, si bay gong, put back the corn flakes into the box, lah."

Joke#2

Dr. Quek made a routine house call to Mr. Lim, one of his elderly patients.

He asks, "And how are you doing today, Mr. Lim?"

Mr. Lim replies, "I feel just fine, doc. But you know, it's the strangest thing. Every night when I get up to pang jio, the bathroom light goes on for me automatically when I open the door!"

The doctor is worried that the old man is getting senile, so he phones the man's son, and the son's wife answers.

The doctor tells her, "Mrs. Lim, I'm a little concerned about your father-in-law. It seems that when he gets up to urinate at night and opens the bathroom door, the light somehow goes on..."

At which point, Mrs. Lim yells, "Aiyoh, Ah Seng! Ah Pa pang jio in the fridge again!"

Joke#3

QUESTION: How do you know frogs are Hokkien?
ANSWER : Because when it's cold, they go "kwah, kwah, kwah".
QUESTION : How do Hokkien prawns laugh?
ANSWER: Hae hae hae (hokkien for prawns)
QUESTION: How do Hokkien fish laugh?
ANSWER : Hu hu hu (hokkien for fish)
And here is a classic..............
QUESTION : What's the difference between Ang-mor and Hokkien fairy tales?
ANSWER: Ang-mor fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time..."
and Hokkien fairy tales begin with "Lim Peh ka li kong..."

Seeing Nirvana

2006-03-25T02:23:00.000+08:00

It is within reach. I just couldn't imagine if that time my reflex wasn't good enough. Probably four souls are dancing merrily with the songbirds in Eden. Some guys just don't give a damn about getting rid of the ugly blubber. Besides, some people also think that watching drama is more important than there own life. Some people also don have the irresponsibilities...

Oh gosh... this can go on forever. To make it simple, my kitchen looks like an aftermath of an earthquake because my cute and adorable housemie have to consume some food to increase his lard intensity. Furthermore, he made his poor housemate that is me, taking out his laundry (yes... including his giant underwear) out of the washing machine while he enjoyed watching drama with his girl friends without any conscience-stricken.

Lastly, after he decided to boil some hot water using a kettle (you know la... fat people are afraid of cold). He just fix his buttocks on the chair and again continue watching drama. The kettle had erupted at the end with lots of water everywhere when I finally realized something was wrong and managed to turn off the fire in the nick of time.

Wow... maybe next time when he R.I.P... I sure will burn him a tv + antenna, a vcd player, a computer and lots of paper vcds which contain dramas. God bless! Amen~~

Male = Wolves

2006-03-19T04:08:00.000+08:00

Last two days ago, while my girl friend and I were talking about one of our friend love problem. Suddenly, she mentioned to me that guys evolved from wolves which means guys are hum sup lou in nature or "colour wolves". Apparently, she got the idea from a hong kong drama called The New Legeng of Ah Wong. I had been trying very hard to protest the idea and to protect male homo sapiens. It ended up that we both had a good laugh and the idea was sent to our friend just to "enlighten" her.

Just now I discovered two pictures that represent the male's brain which I find that it is quite true for some of my friends. But not me of course... cause I am so pure + suci + innocent + cute.... So here are the pictures.

Do you agree? I vote 50-50 -_-'''

Standard wars: Fabian vs Blu-Ray and HD-DVD

2006-03-11T04:50:00.000+08:00

As a start, I would like to commence with a long string of coarse language. But to pay homage to Sony and Microsoft for they have perfected my life, I decided to just shut my mouth. My motive is quite clear actually. I hope that either one company happens to see this and welcome me to do my industrial training at their companies.

My group has come out with the topic “Standard wars: Blu-Ray vs HD-DVD” for our Engineering and Society assignment. Our lecturer has approved our proposal and now we are getting our asses off the chairs to get the assignment done as fast as possible since we still have other projects and assignments to surmount.

The tasks division among our group mates was quite a success but we had wasted one week waiting for the chance to get together to deal with that. This is because some of us need to practice autoeroticism, “paktoh” and lingering around. For me, I am just plainly and simply lazy to sustain the weight of my lard because of the force of gravity.

I have volunteered to do the facts part such as Introduction, Scope, History and Background. That means I have to spend most of my time in front of the computer again neglecting all the radiations to hack for materials. This also means I have to endure quite a period of torment reading through the findings for I don’t ace in English Language and has no speed-reading ability. How I wish all of them are in the form of formula, simple and straight to the point.

However, what is done cannot be undone. The wars have begun. Either I manage to hand in on time or I flung the subject. I cannot comprehend why they need to produce two different standards for us to choose from. Like I’ve always say, live life simple. In my opinion, those two standards are just Heath Robinson contraptions. I can’t wait for the day to start cracking the discs into two parts or used them during my karate sessions.

It is almost 5am but I still have to prevent my eyelids from closing because if I am careless, it is game over for me. My alter ego doesn’t allow me to produce something imperfect. To win, I must conquer them all. (Destiny Child's song is on the air) I'm a survivor, yeah!!!

Sleepless Nights

2006-03-08T06:08:00.001+08:00

I don’t recall when I have become vampiric. Same as one of my friend decipher, my biological clock has twisted. I no longer wake up early in the morning. In fact, I do not sleep at night at all lately. I always manage to shut my eyes after the clock points to 8am in the morning. I can hear the birds chirping and the morning sun rays shine through my window.

The question of why my sleeping time is disrupted keeps ringing inside my mind. Why? Why? Why? The factors that I can think of are:

1. The night is still young.
2. I don’t want to waste my time sleeping myself away. I just have less than one century to live. Em… unless miracle happens.
3. Night time is cooler; I can concentrate in my studies and play games.
4. I somehow think that night time is longer than the day.
5. I JUST DON’T WANNA SLEEP.

I hope I can correct my problem somehow.
P.S: Decypher aka Jason is soon going to be my housemate. COOL!!! For further article visit here

My Friend - A Cosplay King

2006-03-05T03:01:00.000+08:00

Since cosplay is so popular nowaday, my friend has picked up that trend. Trying to look very cool, he played as Auron in Final Fantasy X when we were studying in the library last sem. Cool huh? Too bad the library does not allow any katana inside, or else I can snap a few photos of him slashing the people inside the library. Oops, they also do not allow photo taking inside the library... Dear me... please keep it a secret... double please!!!

Here is my friend photo, the cosplayer

the character he is mimicking, Auron

So? What's your opinion? Alike huh? (please say alike, I don't wanna be killed by him... One damage is around 9999 and my hp only 1000)

Mi-Mi - Simply Delicious

2006-03-04T00:50:00.000+08:00

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Originally uploaded by fabiankueh.

It is called Mi-Mi. Em not breasts. It is a type of tidbit. Sebastian just took out a packet from nowhere during the lecture and asked me to taste some. The taste is awesom!!! I guess I am stucked with Mi-Mi for the rest of the week. Kyahahaha! Why I never see this before ler? Am I lame in craving for tidbits? Mi-mi very very delicious. I wonder when can I see "Woof-woof" or "Do-do" and "Re-re"

Decypher going wild

2006-03-02T22:14:00.000+08:00

These are taken when Jason and I went to Jaya Jusco's arcade once upon a time.

Jason warming up by releasing a few punches on the boxing machine. *Testing *Testing

Jason : Haiyak!!! Ah Cha Ah Cha. See my "no shadow punch"
Fabian : (Gulp...) -_-'''
The computer really don't stand a chance and just let Jason punched till game over. So strong so reliable so... Next time if got some gang fight must ask him to join liao. He got potential to become ah beng. In short, Jason rules!

I HATE YOU x1x2x3x4....

2006-03-02T02:14:00.000+08:00

Today you really get on my nerves. The little star inside off me overgrown with a tremendous pace and now getting ready to explode! Yes, EXPLODE!!!

Your irresponsibilities, laziness and your "dirtiness" make me suffer long time. Why can't you wash your plates after meal? You just keep them stacked until your mood is suitable enough to wash them, and that is like a few days later.

Why can't you take your laundry out after the washing machine has finished washing them? Instead of taking up, you just wait for another day or just wait for me to take them out for you. Hey, I am not your servant la, damn it. I just want to use the damn washing machine.

Why can't you just be a little bit responsible and try to settle things more quickly? Why can't you remember the dos and the don'ts when you are sharing a house with someone? Is that you don't have any time management or you just don't give a damn what is happening around you? Why it is always me who has to urge you to take an action? Why I am the one who has to suffer from all your misbehaviour? I think if you quit all that negative "auras" of yours, you don't need to go on a diet. You will definitely be slimmer, I swear.

Just now when I wanted to take my snacks from the fridge, I discovered a bag full of broken eggs on top of my tupperware which contained my lovely snacks. The mixture of egg yolk and egg white is all over my container. I was dumbfounded at first wondering to whom this santanic joke might belong to. The first person who successfully flashed in my mind after a few seconds was you.

There I was knocking on your door asking about the plastics full of eggs. Not to my surprise, you admit that the eggs are yours and you have accidently do something to make the precious "little chick to be" to be turned out into this wasteful liquid yesterday. AND yet you said you are too busy to clean it up and just throw it inside the fridge again. Busy my shit la. If I didn't see you for days (which I always hope so), that is forgivable. But you just stayed inside your room ~~ejaculating and spraying sperms~~ surfing the net and listening to your repeatitive chinese song. What is that business you are referring to? KNNCCB, I didn't even receive any apology from all the harzards you have caused me all these while.

Luckily, after this sem, I won't be seeing you already. Thank God. Rejoice x100 power of infinity. Leganya saya after writing out my feeling. Guess I will go and throw some eggs inside his room. If you see this post, it is time you repent to God. If not...

A Foggy Day

2006-03-01T21:17:00.000+08:00

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This photo was taken last semester, a few months before when Malacca was raining everyday. Nope... this was not morning. It was an evening where the sun can't even penetrate the fog. I like this kind of weather. Cool and fresh. The whole scenery is like wow!!! A beauty want tree got tree want hill got hill. Hehe I am proud to say that I live in this neighbourhood.

Coffee And My Old Time Favourite... Wo Die

2006-02-28T23:59:00.000+08:00

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Originally uploaded by fabiankueh.

Miss the coffee in Kuching. Hope I can get back soon. I dunno why... but the taste of the coffee in Kuching is more compact, more omph, more delicious and more.... Okay I stop... I can finish three to four glass of coffee in Kuching... but here ... one should be enough except for Starbucks and Coffee Bean la.
Of course, for the wo die I don't think many of you out there know what am I talking about hehe. So here is the picture. Enjoy

Is it finger licking good? I think so too... These things can go really tasty when you dip them in garlic sauce provided by the hawkers. Wah... I am hungry now so I guess I should stop blogging.

Killing me softly

2006-02-27T06:31:00.000+08:00

I have fallen for him, thoroughly, truly, madly and deeply. It is that kind of passionate love that makes you able to take the whole moon down for him. Sadly though, my movement is limited and the only thing I can do is just catch the wonderful things he intends to see and preserve by using my eye and body. However, I have amnesia sometimes when he asked for "our" precious memory. The memory just went out one frame by one frame without me realizing... And by the time I realized... most of them are gone... I hope he still has the back up.

I like his finger touching and lingering through my whole body. When I am high enough, my eye sometime release a white ray and shines his world. That's when I know we share the same memory. Luckily, he only poke me with a stick when he needed to, unlike some of my friends where they are poked almost every second. It hurts bad... but also syok in a way.

I can't express how much I love him and this hurts me a lot. Whenever I feel his touch and his gentleness, I am happy but depress. I can't tell how desperate I am to stay by his side all the time and I can't say how much I needed him when I am alone in my blanket or in the dark.

Time is passing by slowly and my pain grows with each ticking of the clock. The seconds are just like sharp razors penetrating through my body. His love is killing me slowly. Today, I finally break down. After his last attempt of erasing our memories once again, I can't seem to bear it anymore. I have reach my peak of calmness. Then I just go blank.

I guess this is a good way to end my suffering. I can finally rest in peace. But, he still don't want to let go off me. The final words I heard him uttered is "Shit! I have to go to the camera shop and fix it fast!". Well... Maybe he loves me after all.

Second attempt.... Very true until I afraid and stop another attempt....

2006-02-10T03:33:00.000+08:00

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to good manners and elegance.
In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.
You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.
Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted.

What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

Did not believe it is sooo real... scary... I should listen to my mama not to do this kind of test.

Death Awaits???

2006-02-10T03:22:00.000+08:00

You Are Death

You symbolize the end, which can be frightening.But you also symbolize the immortality of the soul.You represent transformation, rebirth of a new life.Sweeping away the past is part of this card, as painful as it may be.
Your fortune:
Don't worry, this card does not predict death itself.Instead it foreshadows the ending of an era of your life, one that is hard to let go of.But with the future great new things will come, and it's time to embrace them.Mourn for a while, but then face the future with humility and courage.

What Tarot Card Are You?

Holy shit! This come out? Why so accurate with the current situation? Eh? Blur blur...

3 Years Older wtf!!!???!!!

2006-01-10T01:50:00.000+08:00

Just now, my beloved classmate (ice-cream) sent a link about "aging act" to me. How shock I was when I get the result saying that I am 24 years old. Come on la... I am still young man. Maybe I need to change my attitude somewhere.

You Are 24 Years Old

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

What Age Do You Act?

Christmas Caroling

2005-12-19T17:01:00.000+08:00

Saw this during my trip to MP last Friday... How I wish I could sing like them. My voice is so cacat. Wonder when will a machine that can change your voice be invented. I am looking forward for the caroling team that will be visiting our house this wednesday... My friends will be in the caroling team too. Joy joy joy to the world yessshhh...

Let’s have party at Fabian’s house

2005-12-19T16:47:00.000+08:00

Once upon a time, a gang of cockroaches decided to organize a party at Fabian’s house, at the bathroom and kitchen actually. The end…

before party...

after party (1-3mins or so)

rest in peace...

Jay Chou and Lara - San Hu Hai (Pin Yin, Romanji lyric) 珊瑚海

2005-12-05T00:36:00.000+08:00

I am doing this again because pin yin is good for my health (crap). I just love this song and after watching the mtv, I am deeply attracted by Lara. A fine piece of work from Jay. If you guys want somemore translation, drop a message and I see whether I can help. Enjoy!

词:方文山曲:周杰伦
(Jay)
Hai pin mian yuan fang kai shi ying mai
Bei shang yao zhen me ping jing chun bai
Wo de lian shang shi zhong xia dai
Yi mo qian qian de wu nai
(Lara)
Ni yong chun yu shuo ni yao li kai
(Jay)
Xing bu zai
(Jay+Lara)
Na nan guo wu shen man le xia lai
Xiong yong cao shui ni ting ming bai
Bu shi lang er shi lei hai
(Jay)
Zhuan shen li kai, fen sou shuo bu chu lai
(Lara)
Ni you huo shuo bu chu lai
(Jay+Lara)
Hai niao gen yu xiang ai zhi shi yi chang yi wai
Wo men de ai cha yi yi zhi chun zai
(Lara)
Hui bu lai
(Jay)
Feng zhong cheng ai jin lei ji cheng shang hai
(Lara)
Deng dai jin lei ji cheng shang hai
(Jay+Lara)
Zhuan sheng li kai, fen sou shuo bu chu lai
Wei lan de san hu hai, chuo guo xun jian chang bai
(Jay)
Dang chu pi zhi bu gou cheng xu tan bai
(Lara)
Bu ying gai
(Jay+Lara)
Re qing bu zai xiao rong mian qiang bu lai
Ai shen mai san hu hai
(Jay)
Hui huai de sha diao ru he chong lai
You lie heng de ai zhen me chong gai
Zhi shi yi qia, jie shu tai kuai
Ni shuo ni wu fa shi huai
(Lara)
Bei ke li ying chang shen me qi dai
(Jay)
Deng hua er kai
(Jay+Lara)
Wo men ye yi jing wu xing zai chai
Lian shang hai feng, xian xian de ai
Chung bu chu hai you wei lai
(Jay)
Zhuan shen li kai, fen sou shuo bu chu lai
(Lara)
Ni you hua shuo bu chu lai
(Jay+Lara)
Hai niao gen yu xiang ai, zhi shi yi chang yi wai
Wi men de ai cha yi yi zhi chun zai
(Lara)
Hui bu lai
(Jay)
Feng zhong cheng ai jin lei ji cheng shang hai
(Lara)
Deng dai lei ji cheng shang hai
(Jay+Lara)
Zhuan shen li kai, fen sou shuo bu chu lai
Wei lan de san hu hai chuo guo xun jian chang bai
(Jay)
Dang chu pi chi bu gou cheng xu tan bai
(Lara)
Ni you wo de bu gou cheng xu tan bai, bu ying gai
(Jay)
Re qing bu zai, xiao rong mian qiang bu lai
(Lara)
Ni de xiao rong mian qiang bu lai
(Jay+Lara)
Ai shen mai san hu hai

男:海平面远方开始阴霾悲伤要怎么
平静纯白我的脸上始终挟带一抹浅浅的无奈
女:你用唇语说你要离开
男:心不在
男女:那难过无声慢了下来
男女:汹涌潮水你听明白不是浪而是泪海
男:转身离开分手说不出来
女:你有话说不出来
男女:海鸟跟鱼相爱只是一场意外
男女:我们的爱差异一直存在
女:回不来
男:风中尘埃竟累积成伤害
女:等待竟累积成伤害
男女:转身离开分手说不出来
男女:蔚蓝的珊瑚海错过瞬间苍白
男:当初彼此不够成熟坦白
女:你有我的不够成熟坦白
女:不应该
男女:热情不再笑容勉强不来
男女:爱深埋珊瑚海
男:毁坏的沙雕如何重来有裂痕的爱
怎么重盖只是一切结束太快你说你无法释怀
女:贝壳里隐藏什么期待男:等花儿开
男女:我们也已经无心再猜
女男:脸上海风咸咸的爱尝不出还有未来
男:转身离开分手说不出来
女:你有话说不出来
男女:海鸟跟鱼相爱只是一场意外
男女:我们的爱差异一直存在
女:回不来
男:风中尘埃竟累积成伤害
女:等待竟累积成伤害
男女:转身离开分手说不出来
男女:蔚蓝的珊瑚海错过瞬间苍白
男:当初彼此不够成熟坦白
女:你有我的不够成熟坦白
女:不应该
男:热情不在笑容勉强不来
女:你的笑容勉强不来
男女:爱深埋珊瑚海

Rest In Pieces

2005-08-17T01:16:00.000+08:00

Stop asking for help, stop bugging me! Let me rest, let me rest somehow... Tired.

Look at me, my depth perception must be off again
Cause this hurts deeper than I thought it did
It has not healed with time
It just shot down my spine
You look so beautiful tonight
Reminds me how you laid us down
And gently smiled before you destroyed my life
Would you find it in your heart
To make this go away
And let me rest in pieces
(let me rest in pieces)

Would you find it in your heart
To make this go away
And let me rest in pieces
(let me rest in pieces)Pieces

Look at me, my depth perception must be off again
You got much closer than I thought you didI am in your reach
You held me in your hands
Would you find it in your heart
To make this go away
And let me rest in pieces
(let me rest in pieces)

Would you find it in your heart
To make it go away
And let me rest in pieces
(let me rest in pieces) x3

Would you find it in your heart
To make this go away
And let me rest in pieces
(let me rest in pieces)
Would you find it in your heart
(find it in your heart)
And let me rest in pieces
(let me rest in pieces)

Fabian in the Brain Test

2005-08-12T01:21:00.000+08:00

Okay folks, I know why am I so indecisive sometimes. Because I’ve think too much! This is what I got from the Brain Test in http://web.tickle.com/jumpto?test=brainogt&c=42683

Fabian, you are Balanced-brained

That means you are able to draw on the strengths of both the right and left hemispheres of your brain, depending upon a given situation. When you need to explain a complicated process to someone, or plan a detailed vacation, the left hemisphere of your brain, which is responsible for your ability to solve problems logically, might kick in. But if you were critiquing an art opening or coming up with an original way to file papers, the right side of your brain, which is responsible for noticing subtle details in things, might take over. While many people have clearly dominant left- or right-brained tendencies, you are able to draw on skills from both hemispheres of your brain. This rare combination makes you a very creative and flexible thinker. The down side to being balanced-brained is that you may sometimes feel paralyzed by indecision when the two hemispheres of your brain are competing to solve a problem in their own unique ways.

Wilber Pan - Bu De Bu Ai (Pin Yin, Romanji lyric)

2005-07-24T14:42:00.000+08:00

Today, joshua ask this Mr Info to find him the pin yin version bu de bu ai sang by Wilber Pan and Zhang Xiang Zhi. I failed of course... so I send me my own version of pin yin to him. For those out there who doesn't know this song, quick quick go and buy. It is in da Wilber Pan new album called "Gao Shou".

Here is the chinese version of the lyric.

天天都需要你爱，
我的心思有你猜
I love you
我就是要你让我每天都精彩
天天把他挂嘴边，到底什么是真爱
I love you ，
到底要几分钟比我的想象更快.
是我们感情丰富太慷慨,还是有上天安排,
是我们本来就是那一派,还是舍不得太乖,
是那一次约定了没有来,让我哭得像小孩,
是我们急着证明我存在,还是不爱会发呆,
OH!BABY
不得不爱否则快乐从何而来
不得不爱否则悲伤从何而来
不得不爱否则我就失去未来
好象身不由己不能自己很失败
可是每天都过得精彩
天天都需要你爱，我的心思有你猜
I love you
我就是要你让我每天都精彩
天天把他挂嘴边，到底什么是真爱
I love you ，
到底要几分钟比我的想象更快.

I ASK GIRLFRIEND HOW YOU BEEN
来去了几回我从来没有想过爱情会变的如此无奈是命运吗
难道难过是上天的安排没办法天天的每天的心思到底有谁来陪我成心
你诚意但周围扰人环境始终让我们无法在这里自由相恋我精彩
你发呆两颗心不安的摇摆应该有的未来是否真那么的无法期待舍不得再伤害YOU'RE MY GIRL MY GIRL MY FRIENDHOW MUCH I LOVE YOU SO SO MUCH
看着你哀愁要我如何怎么承受面对I'M SORRY YOU'RE MY SWEETHEARTMY LOVE MY ONE @ ONLY BABY
不得不爱
否则快乐从何而来
不得不爱否则悲伤从何而来
不得不爱否则我就失去未来
好象身不由己不能自己很失败
可是每天都过得精彩
天天都需要你爱，
我的心思有你猜
I love you 我就是要你让我每天都精彩天天把他挂嘴边，
到底什么是真爱
I love you ，
到底要几分钟比我的想象更快.
会不会有一点无奈
会不会有一点太快
可是你给我的爱,让我养成了依赖,
心中充满爱的节拍
天天都需要你爱，我的心思有你猜
I love you 我就是要你让我每天都精彩天天把他挂嘴边，
到底什么是真爱I love you ，到底要几分钟比我的想象更快.

And finally my english or pin yin version of lyrics :

tian tian dou xu yao ni ai,
wo de xing shi you ni cai,
I love you,
wo jiu shi yao ni rang wo mei tian dou jing cai

tian tian ba ta gua zhui bian
dao di shen me shi zhen ai
I love you
dao di you ji fen shuo de bi xiang xiang geng kuai

shi wo men gang qing feng fu tai kang kai
hai shi shang tian ang pai
shi wo men ben lai jiu shi na yi ban
hai shi she bu de tai guai
shi na yi chi yue ding le mei you lai
rang wo ku de xiang xiao hai
shi wo men ji zhe zheng ming wo chun zai
hai shi bu ai hui fa dai

baby
bu de bu ai, bu zhi kuai le chong he er lai,
bu de bu ai, fang xia bei shang chong her er lai,
bu de bu ai, fou zhi wo jiu shi qu wei lai

hai xiang shen me you qi bu neng zhi ji shi bai
ke shi mei tian dou guo de jing cai
tian tian dou xu yao ni ai
wo de xing zhi you ni zai
I love you
wo jiu shi yao ni rang wo mei tian dou jing cai

tian tian ba ta gua zhui bian
dao di shen me shi zhen ai
I love you
dao di you ji fen shuo de bi xiang xiang geng kuai

RAP :
I ask gal fren how you been
lai qu le ji hui
wo chong lai mei you xiang guo ai qing hui bian de ru chi wu nai,
shi ming yun ma, nan dao nan guo shi shang tian de an pai,
mei ban fa,
tian tian de mei tian de xing shi dao di you shui lai pei,
wo cheng xin, ni cheng yi
dan zhou wei rao ren huan jin shi zhong rang wo men wu fa zai zhi li zhi you xiang lian
wo jin cai, ni fa dai,
liang ke xin bu an de yao bai,
ying gai you de wei lai,
shi fou zhen ne na me wu fa qi dai
she bu de zai shang hai,
you're my girl my girl my friend
how much I love you so so much
kan zhe ni ai chou
yao wo ru he zhen me cheng shou mian dui
I'm sorry you're my sweetheart
my love
my one and only baby

hui bu hui you yi dian wu nai
hui bu hui you yi dian tai kuai
ke shi ni gei wo de ai
rang wo yang cheng le yi lai
xing zhong chong man ai de jie pai
tian tian dou xu yao ni ai
wo de xing shui you ni zai
I love you
wo jiu shi yao rang ni mei tian dou jing cai

A Wonderful Day

2005-07-15T00:52:00.000+08:00

Hahaha, what a wonderful day I had today cause I FINALLY start to get rid of some of my flu. I start by attending my 9am tutorial class. This is kind of sucky because I have to wake up early and get poked by my friend in my class. Argghhh I always hate people poking my waist. Luckily, he got pretty occupied with the tutorial questions that we have to pass up within one week.

After that tutorial class, I went downstairs to vote for my favourite canditates for SRC which is our Student Representative Council. We get to vote once a year and by the way got SAPS points wor... who don't want. Oh me gosh! 10.00am there was a whole long queue of freshies waiting to take their votes. Better wait for half an hour first. Fuuh, after going for breakfast and ATM (chun chun half an hour) I got my voting done within 5 minutes (hehehe, pretty cool huh). But the worst part about this was, I have to vote 5 candidates out of 6 and 2 more out of 3 without a choice. So, I had no choice but to vote for people not my "sam sui" including a girl whose use a phrase "Vote Now, Talk Later..." as her main attraction for votes which makes me doubt her efficiency in representing us, the students (a vase probably... *sweat...).

Then I got to kacau one of gang by using a nick name given to him by his gf. I found out about his nick name accidentally at his gf's blog this morning. So, I enjoyed a pleasant time teasing him and calling different combinations of his nick names. Nice to see his face turned from normal to red then to more reddish ahahaha... I am so bad.

Later, I spend quite an enjoyable time late afternoon with Sebastian and that particular nick-named friend by watching animes and comics at my place.

Then at 6 pm as we were about to advanced to our lecture, a friend (Kelapa) told us that there was no class. Aih what to do... I din know cause I din go online and check ma. It is too early for dinner bit what to do? Eat first hungry later. Too bad for me that I have to waste one hour of my precious time eating at a fast food restaurant waiting for the rain to stop.

Then tonight, I played squash which I decided to give up but to tempting to give up with Sebastian. Ahaha, as usual, I kalah teruk to him but at the end, I "unofficially" win by one match which he didn't want to recognize. What to do? Try harder next time lor. After a "lateh" session with Sebastian and a few gossipings ( achiachos), I parted with Sebastian and returned home. And what did I do after this? Well, of course blogging la!

Hmmm... wonder what should I do tomorrow? Tech time is tomorrow... Yeah... hoping to buy some cheap PC stuffs there. Can't wait.

Fingers tired night

2005-07-13T00:01:00.000+08:00

I am sick for a week now, now,sitting motionless in front of the monitor, looking blankly into the screen deciding what to do tonight. Suddenly, I just remember I haven't check my hotmail for almost three days now. Hope my 25Mb mailbox won't get flared so easily.

The most stupid action I did tonight was open my msn messenger, sign in without invicible mode juz to click the shortcut icon to my mailbox (no need to sign in by typing my username and password ma). As soon as I resurface, many msn windows began to pop up in front of me. The end, I had to spend four hours ++ checking my mailbox besides chatting away with love affairs, talking about "prawns and crabs", bossing about people's business and hearing bussiness plans. Hmm... I sure get myself pretty entertain. But I start to wonder, is it the right thing to do? Spending my four hours juz like that? Argghhh... my fingers are tired and painful...

Stop Squashing

2005-07-06T03:59:00.000+08:00

Okay, now I finally wanna settle this once and for all. I will stop playing squash for sometimes. Initially, I play squash for the few following points:

1. Keeping fit.
2. Mantaining a stable friendship with my gang.
3. Playing squash makes me feel lively and happy.

Okay, now I start to weigh the consequences and reject above initiatives.

1. My figure still like a big moving pear after a few weeks, so I don't think squash can trim my shape any further. It is not like I din't have a balance diet or something. Maybe this is a sign from god that I must show gratitude for the figure he has given me. Now, I think I just have to show some gratitude by living my day to the fullest and not to toture my body by eating two meals a day and doing excessive excercises.

2. Okay, playing squash now will mantain a stable frienship, but I think I will see my gang everyday either during lectures or "la teh" (supper) session. May they forgive me by not going to squash session. Furthermore, the people who wanna join us for squash keep increasing and I think I have some difficult time interacting with them. (Something is definitelyy wrong with me cause last time I used to enjoy making friends).

3. Lastly, after a harsh day of lectures, a nice squash sessions are most enjoying and relaxing. However, lately with the increasing internal and external disturbances that comes into my life, I still feel depress and grew more tired after the squash session.

In short, bye bye to my squash ball, racquet and my nike sport shoes. I will now ~~dump~~ put you all into a tightly sealed box with a label - do not open. Sayoonara.

Frustration

2005-07-06T02:13:00.000+08:00

Tonight, 1.45am Fabian's room, malacca:

Printer (Canon S100SP) : kling kling kliang kliang

Fabian : Eh, work la you idiotic slave, why you don't move?

Printer : I already four years old liao, wanna die d, think I will not be serving you anymore.

Fabian : Bang, Bang , Bang. (Gets very angry and slam the printer with all his might)

After a few seconds...

Fabian : Fuhh, I should get a new printer already. This printer makes me angry only.

Printer : ":X" - DEAD - (May he rset in peace)

I need to say thanks for my printer because he service me for three years already, eventhough he did broke down once because some bloody fool throw some pieces polisterine into my printer, scared he will died of hunger (like I am an abusive master). After the service after the break down, all he did was keep frustrating me by stucking in the middle of the printing process and etc. Oh well, it is a good thing he broke now, I am gonna say bye bye without turning my back even once.

So, if anybody knows some good printers with quite cheap price, please let me know... Just wanna buy one to print my notes.

Premonition

2005-07-02T04:05:00.000+08:00

Today I somehow got a feeling that one of my possessions will be broken by someone. So, I went practicing on how to handle this kind of situation (to free mah, nothing to do). To sum up what I’d practiced, “I forgive you, never mind” is the phrase. I guess this is my golden phrase since I was a kid till now, talk about kind and soft-hearted (kembang, kembang, kembang).

However, I did not know that my practice came into live action that fast. The incident happened when we (my usual gang and I) were about to finish playing squash…

Oli : Hey Fab, look at your racquet.
Me : Ha? What’s wrong with it? (Look look and blink blink)
Oli : (Flip flip flip the racquet)
Me : (Still observing hard to find if he is going to do some magic tricks or what)
Oli : (Can’t tolerate my blurness already) Sorry, I broke your racquet. Now it is kemek already. Tell me the price and I will pay you back.
Me : (Blink and pause for a few seconds)Oh, never mind. Don’t worry about it.

The conversation went on and on with Oli keeps apologizing and I keep neverminding and the end, luckily, my racquet is saved and twisted to the normal self after Oli’s few attempts. Then we go happily drinking at mamak.

After I arrived at home, I started to analyze why I can forgive Oli and without asking for any pay back. I came out with a few possible answers which include, I am soft-hearted and kind (LOL). Other is, my racquet is priceless because this was first racquet that my father had bought to me. So, even though the racquet is in bad shape, I still keep it. This includes my other racquet (bought by my mum) which is gone case with the same kind of tragedy but my own fault of course.

Up to now, I still get many kinds of premonition example people scolding me for doing something wrong, when I will miss class and so on. But my entire premonition is something bad, I wonder if this is a blessing or a curse. Sometimes, I also wonder, how can I get such accurate premonition. My question is left untouched because until now, there is still no scientific proof in this category. Maybe my case should be categorized in the X-files instead hehe.

Thanks for everythings

2005-06-16T23:59:00.000+08:00

After I read an article from a magazine telling me to show gratitude to my parents because they need my acceptance just as much as I need from them, I began to fall into deep thoughts and memories and come out with a conclusion that rarely in my 21 years life that I have spoken "thank yous" to my parents for what they have done for me. All I know is to ask for more and squeeze out every bit that I can get from them as though they are some mine that have limitless source. I've never say thanks to them for giving me all I have now. Instead I just complain for not giving me enough pocket moneys, high-tech stuffs, love and so many many other things. I wonder how they manage to tolerate my childishness until now. Hmmm... this makes me know how much they love me. So today onward, I will learn to say thanks to my parents whenever I have the chance to do so and also repay them in whatever way I can. So for readers out there, repend now before it is to late hahaha.

Mahjong Fever

2005-03-23T21:26:00.000+08:00

Today at Fab's house...

Dodo Cheng : What are you waiting for, police ka?
Fabian : Yayay, keluar West...
Dodo Cheng : Makan, "Hu ZhO!.... 13 Yao!"
Fabian : Die... bankrupt... GY!!! Don't let me see you again... I'll srew you.

Fabian's cooking class

2005-03-22T03:00:00.000+08:00

Fab :
*opened open two packets of Maggie Mee
*boiled water boil water
*opened fridge got some meat balls and two eggs
*closed fridge
*broke the eggs and kacaued the egg yolks and white together.
*poured the meat balls in the boiling water.

When he prepared to campur the maggie mee...
Fire : Oi... oi... pal I am almost out... hel.....p.
The fire is dead... Fab ran out of gas.

Fab :
*looks very cool
*took up the meatballs and ate it
*poured the egg mixtures in the basin
*washed plates
*threw away the maggie mee
*sat down in front of the com and messaged jxt2j...

"Oi... jason... hungry? Wanna go eat?"
"Okay. Meet at the phone booth at two later"
"Okayz"

Chess Master - Finale

2005-03-21T03:31:00.000+08:00

I decided to put a stop on the chess master series since there is no one reading it, so here goes the final part for my dearest fan si (a cold wind blowing since there is nobody here)....

Fabian and Joshua cannot find any path that links to the exist. "arrrrghhhh!!!"Fabian screamed in frustration!!!
"Whoi! What are you screaming at the middle of the night??""Eh"Fabian looked around his surrounding. He was lying on the balcony same like last night."Maybe I was just dreaming la... Who cares?" So Fabian just went in the house and call it a day.
Inside his pocket there laid the same chess set quietly glowing without his notice.

-The end-

Hotaru no Haka

2005-03-20T20:21:00.000+08:00

Em, to translate this it means "The tombstone of fireflies" or "The grave of the fireflies" To people who know me, I watch lots of anime. Sometimes, I become too choosy where I chose the anime with the style of drawing I like. I know there exists this movie since I was young but I don’t even bother to watch it because it is sooo not my cup of tea.

But last night, I finally sat in front of the com and finished the whole one and a half hour movie. It is specially recommended to leng luis and leng chais sekalian or for those who in a middle of chasing a gal. As her to watch the movie with you and during the movie, she sure cry like baby and you can… Eh hem… enough of the leng lui chasing tips, now for the synopsis.
This movie took place at the Second War World (I guess, not fond with the herstory) where there are a teenage boy (quite handsome) with his little sister (super cute). When their hometown kena bombed, they are forced to live with their relative bit later they shifted out to a cave. During the whole movie, there are many cham cham, kolien kolien, loving, touching and even more cham cham scenes which prevent you from closing the movie and say “What the fuck!” I shall tell you all briefly nia lor, cause I don’t want to be the spoiler. For this movie, I will give five out of five.

Strongly recommended because it is educational, makes you thing a hell lot and also drop a full pail of tears. It is more better to watch this than watching the recent anime which is good to see but crappy to digest anything from it. After watching, I think I began to appreciate food (*spoiler – cause the lil sister is so cham) and decided to treat my family and friends nicer (spend time with them and so on). Overall, I think I have evolved to a much much mature self. (Shhh... I also ended up wetting my cheeks hehehe) Here I enclosed a few synopsis I get online...

Intro

War does not only involve soldiers. During WWII, Seita and Setsuko flee from their homes one night when the air raid alarm sounds. With the fall of the fire bombs, they become orphans and homeless. This film, based the semi-autobiography by Akiyuki Nosaka, relates the tragedies of war as Seita and Setsuko struggle to survive with only each other to hold onto.

Characters

Seita
14 years old. With his father away with the Navy, he is the responsible member of the household. During the air raids, he is the one to take care of this sister while instructing his Mom to go to the shelter first. He protects his younger sister Setsuko like a parent, and tries his best to keep her safe. When she is sad, he will try to cheer her up. Believed very strongly in his father and the Japanese army. Did not believe they were going to lose. He is stubborn, perhaps stemming from pride. War made him grow up too fast. He had to see to the burial of his Mother by himself and he became his sister's protector and provider.
Setsuko
Only 4 years old. Adores her older brother Seita, and eager to help him when she can. A very happy and innocent girl at the start of the film. At times, she seems too innocent to understand the war taking place around her. When she and Seita first walk back to their town after it was completely destroyed by the air raid, she merely looks and tells her brother she needs to go to the bathroom. However, when she became aware that her Mother was dead even without anyone directly telling her so, she cried knowing that she was never coming back. After suffering so much loss, she becomes terrifed of losing her brother. He would be the one to lose her.

This boy had a more matured look compare to a grown up man.

Flying Tiger

2005-03-20T04:24:00.000+08:00

Have you ever seen a tiger that has wings and can fly? For me I had seen it last week. Together with Jason.
Together, we recite these phrase :"Look! It's a bird" "No, it's a plane!" (Together)"No! It's Super TIGGER!!!!"

Pimples - The Devil's Advocate

2005-03-20T04:10:00.000+08:00

Today.
Me : Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! More pimples more pimples!
Pimples : Halo Fabian, we are buddies from today onwards!
Me : No~~~~ help~~ *rush to toilet, wash face, rush to room tampal seaweed shine
control moisture cream, look at mirror, look look look*
Me : Aih aih… Why won’t it disappear… there are more and more everyday. Is this
really qing chun~~??? Kanasai! HELP!!! ANYBODY!!! I NEED HELP!!!
Pimples : *Singing* you just can’t get me out of your face.

*Anyone, if you know a good method to stop pimples don’t hesitate to share with me please*
Advocate

Three Days of Boredom

2005-03-19T03:59:00.000+08:00

After coming back from Jusco with Jason last saturday...

Me : *switch on computer .... eh why got bau busuk coming out from my CPU eh?

After a while...

Me : Eh... the whole the whole thing goes blank liao ler. * press the power button on the CPU for a few times. (In deep thoughts) Hmm... better find the computer genius, Jason! *dial dial dial.
Me: Halo Jason, can come to my house or not... com rosak ler.
Jason : Ok, no problem.

Later,
Jason : It seems that your power supply game over d.
Me : I c I c... yer no shop open tomorrow ler... What am I going to do? Might as well bang on the wall and faint for one day.
Jason : Good luck. *Walk home.

Me : *Dial Dial Dial... Halo, Joshua? bla bla bla
Joshua : Bla bla bla...
Me : Bla Ble Blu.
Joshua : Bli Bla Ble...
Me :* Hanged up the phobe. *Dial Dial Dial. Halo Sebastian?
Sebastian :Ya here.
Me: Bla Bla Bla...
Sebastian : Ok!

So, Joshua, Sebastian, and I end up playing UNO at Joshua's house. And later, I ended up staying overnight at Joshua house. This is the first time in my life that I stayed overnight at a fren's house. Then my second and third day was spent reading Dan Brown's Angels and Demons and lots of sleeps.

Lesson Learn Through Life

2005-03-12T04:13:00.000+08:00

Em... this not lesson la. This is just personal experience after a few incidents happened last year. Just found these notes on my personal helper when I was clearing out my desktop just now. So I guess I just talk a little bit here. A bit shy la but who cares, it is my blog anywhere.

1.Try to be mature, don't ACT CUTE.
Hmm,,, this is my major weakness. I always try to act cute. Or maybe I am just too cute anyway. This may due to the influence of anime and japanese comics I read. I always like people say me cute. I got this complement since I am a baby till now. But I kind of hate it now. Why? Cause, my friend, Joshua told me that if some one regard you as cute that means you are ugly but adorable. Ouch! That got me! Gotta let someone call me leng zhai instead of cute someday, so I should stick on this guideline. (But I don wanna grow old ler, I am always 18... ya?)

2. Don't be so kepo.
Ahaha... I like to "pat" around like gals. I really enjoy "pating". For many people out there who do not know what is "pat", let me define this. "Pat" is asking around for others people ~~masalah-masalah~~ problems (this is sort of a good act), give suggesrtions to that matter(I always like that) and talk about other people back - tuk pui zhek (I rarely did this... but shhh...). Last year, I did something that was terribly wrong and out of my mind that was trying to remind one of my best friend (self-proclaimed) about something (which he has yet done until now). However he said fucked up and said that he could take care of that himself. He also added that he was not that kind of forgetful person. I was so pissed so I decided not to be so kepo on this kind of matters anymore. Just let them rot! (Me laughing davilishly)

3. Don't reveal yourself to much.
This is a warning to everyone. Don't spilt everything out about yourself in front of someone eventhough he or she is your best friend or what. God know at someday they will ~~khianat~~ betray you or even let you sink in deep shit! Before, I'm always that kind of angelic person who is so angelic enough to trust anyone since I thought evryone has a angelic heart like me (here here... here is the plastic bag for you to barf). This incident I just want to keep to myself because I forgot what incident actually enlightened me to write this note to myself.

The end, I just wanna flush all this notes together with the bad memories away from my brain and computer as the past is the past. Nothing you can do to tune it right. But for the present I will stick closely to my principe. There will be more to come haha so folks be sure to hold on and sustain my long winded cacatic lessons!

The Legendary Chess Master – The Hero’s Destiny

2005-03-11T03:02:00.000+08:00

After the lights faded, an old man appeared.
"O brave hero please find all the chess pieces to prevent the ruin of the entire world! The chess board shall guide you to the correct path!"
After saying the phrase, the image vanished and made Fabian squatting puzzled in front of the chess set.

The next day, Fabian took the chess set to school to let the mighty scientist, Jason to have a look. But upon reaching the laboratory which Jason was doing research, Fabian felt a glimpse of discomfort. However, he opened the door without much hesitation.

"Give me the chess set… give me!" A few students wearing white cloaks moving zombiely towards Fabian.

"What's wrong with you all?! Somebody help me!"

"This room is sound proof and nobody is coming to save you. Now, just hand me the chess board and I guaranteed you a well-paid post in the Dark World."

Fabian instantly knew that it was Jason's voice and he was standing just beside Fabian as if he knew some sort of teleportation. Fabian quickly jumped to another corner. The conditioned here did not side him, because there are more and more zombified scientist came cornering him to a corner.

"Don't be afraid, Lord Mick will also welcome you to become his loyal follower if you opened your heart to us." Jason uttered wickedly.

"What's fucking wrong with you all?" Without no way to run and no one to call upon to, Fabian let up a cried. At that very moment, the same lights appeared.

"O brave hero, call out for the power of legendary chess set to annihilate the darkness!"

A phrase suddenly just ran through Fabian's mind.

"For black n white, I call upon the power of the lengendary chess set! I summon you!(insert pawn)"

Fabian was then covered with lights; he himself could feel a hasty change in his appearance and strength as if he was not himself anymore. Fabian integrated with the white pawn, gaining the powers of double move, slide attack and enpassant. He was shocked to look at himself after the transformation at a mirror nearby.

"Fuck! What is this?"

The mirror reflected the ugliest thing he had ever seen. His right eyeball was white and the other one entirely black. His upper teeth were coloured black and the below ones black. The clothes he wore were made of patches of black and white. Fabian then decided not to have a further look inside the clothes. He was scared that his little brother was coloured black and his scrotum was coloured white or vice versa.

"Please look at the LCD in the chess board to see a selection of skill you can used, o brave hero!"

"Fuck! How come there are such hi-tech stuffs inside this chess board… impossible!" Fabian mumbled.

"Job: Chess Beginner"
Skills available: Pawn rush Lv1, soldier dance Lv1, Purify Lv1
Summoning: Lowly Pawn Deadly Attack"

"Yeah! Now I can fight back… Watch out Jason… Purify Lv1!" Fabian tried to bring Jason to consciousness.

But at the mean time, Jason has casted a strong spell, Black Hole Lv5!

*Okay this part was written by Jason, buangmasa.net, give him a big clap by making this article sounds interesting*

Little did Fabian know that he actually jumped into a hole due to the spell. Fabian desperately grabs Jason's robe and the both of them fell into the deep hole. The hole was dark, and narrow. They could feel the air brushing through their cheeks. And their throats have never begged so much for oxygen. Yes. The air was full of carbon dioxide.

It was a minute of falling before they landed. Fabian was struggling to breathe, but Jason lies still on the ground. Fabian couldn't talk. His throat is now screaming for oxygen. He kicked Jason's arm due to desperation. He is still not moving. In an instance, Jason got up. He was calm and steady. Fabian was still trying to adapt to the air. With his back against Fabian, Jason knew there was only one thing to do - kill Fabian to show his loyalty to Lord Mick.

Without much thought, he unleashed a katana-like blade. Jason bit his finger and dripped some blood on the blade. The blade glowed instantly. Fabian knew what was coming. A slash will finish him. He cannot move much because he has not adapted to the air. Jason flashed a wicked grin. He hesitated a little.

"I'll savour this moment, Fabian. I'll truely enjoy this moment." said Jason.

But his hesitation failed him. Joshua appeared from the top and landed right on top of Jason. Fabian breathed a sigh of relief. He was delighted to be alive, really. Strangely, Joshua had no problems adjusting himself to the air.

"What are you doing here ?" asked a tired Fabian.
"You forgot this. I came after you and the zombies threw me down" explained Joshua
Joshua handed Fabian the chess piece. It was a rook. A beautifully crafted rook. It glowed in a yellowish green light. All these while Jason was on the ground, planning his next attack. Jason knew this won't be easy. Lord Mick wouldn't send a high level assasin to kill two normal human beings. Fabian nudges Joshua. Joshua was distracted by the chess piece. It continued to glow so brightly, the walls became visible. Fabian saw how Jason got up and tried to stand up again. To their amusement, Jason was walking around like a blind man, slashing air like a berserk man. The duo then took their chances and threw a kick at Jason. Jason was sent sprawling at a corner. He still didn't know Joshua landed on him. Sensing a disadvantage, Jason dropped some powder and disappears in the resulting mist.

"Why can't he see us ?" asked a blur Joshua.

After cracking their heads, they realised that the rook was helping them see what that was needed to see. And the walls were what they needed to see. Examining the wall, Joshua found some interesting drawings.

Kembang no.1

2005-03-11T01:34:00.000+08:00

Yeah, my big name finally muncul in my idol's blog which is drliew.net (http://drliew.net). Coolness!!! This is a pure luck ahahaha. At that time I was chatting with Jason through YM as usual, and then... please find out more in doc's blog. Another thing is that... I am really really afraid of ghost but I am bloody interested in reading ghost stories. So, anyone?

The Legendary Chess Master - The Beginning

2005-03-10T22:39:00.000+08:00

"Do you feel that the earth was shaking this morning?" A friend of the hero, Joshua asked.
"No, I don think so… I slept like a baby. Why?" Fabian answered.
"There is an earthquake this morning."
"Oh… anything serious?"
"Don't know yet…"
"Hmm… let's hope nothing serious happen."

At that night, while Fabian was at the balcony admiring the starry sky out of boredom, he noticed a few shooting stars splashing down.

"One… two… three… four … Hmm… thirty-two? I lost count. Shit!"
"Wait… before it is gone from my sight, let me make a wish fast fast… I hope I find a girl…"
"KABOOOMMMM!!!"

Before he could finished his wish, something dropped down from the sky just a few inches away from his private part.

"What the fu… fuck? Your mother ccb!" Fabian altered the holy words with great difficulty but in his heart he was deeply grateful for God to let him preserve his manly hood. He then took a closer look at the thing. It was a box made of fine Rosewood. But the peculiar parts were after Fabian opened the box, the box turned into a chess board with a single white pawn on the square b1 and the square marked a1 was white not black.

After a detailed observation of the chess board, Fabian gave the dusty chess board a rub. Suddenly, rays of piercing shimmering light daze off inside the chess board…

Em… dear fellow blog readers who give face reading my new blog. Please help me to give some colour to this story by continue the story. I sure it will become very very interesting and em… rojak?

The Legendary Chess Master

2005-03-09T21:23:00.000+08:00

This is an idea brought to me by Jian You (Mick), one of my pal a few months ago after looking at the unique chess set he bought for me in Seremban.

At the ancient time, there existed a legendary chess set. It was said to uphold the peace of the entire world. If the chess set is to fall into wrong hands, the fate of the world will turned into entire darkness. Why the chess set differed from the others? The most significant different was the a1 square of the chessboard is white not black. Well, it was created by a very powerful bishop (but not so powerful in the knowledge of chess). In order for the chess set to become indestructible, the bishop put in all his magic and will power. Of course, after the completion of the chess set, the bishop dropped dead straight due to exhaustion. The chess set which was entirely made of wood had a magnetic field to enable the wooden chess pieces to stand above it, was guarded and shielded from outside world by the bishop's apprentice called Mick for quite some centuries…

This is just an introduction… I am quite a bad story teller, but if you guys are interested, I will write the whole story out.

Disclaimer

2005-03-08T01:36:00.001+08:00

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